My dad had this great idea of chronicling my trip to the groomers, big mistake. He thought he could trick me by making me think we were going on an adventure alone, without Flash, does he think I am stupid? The only places I go alone are to the Vet and to the groomer and I do not forget.
Okay, you have one leash; should that excite me? You may also want to wash the floors, you know Flash and I don't pay attention to the floor mat that says "WIPE YOUR PAWS"
I am a little excited at the door, Flash thinks he can talk Dad into taking him too. I am not feeling real good about what is in store for me.
I am in the truck ready to roll, no Flash. Uh Oh !!!!
Here is where the post falls apart, Dad thought he was going to get pictures of me happily walkiing into the groomers like a conquering hero, wrong. When we pulled up at the groomers I did get out of the truck as I wanted everyone to see and admire me (I even left some mail) and I did walk calmly into the groomers but as soon as dad came in behind me I made a U-turn and headed to the door, and not just straight out but out backwards, I was trying to back out of my collar. This is not my walking leash and collar, it was loose so Dad had to run after me making sure there was no tension on the leash otherwise he would be standing there with my leash and collar and no me, I would be gone in 60 seconds. We must have been 50 feet into the parking lot before he was able to grab me, I made a commotion Woo Hoo. There is a very busy street next to the parking lot so I could see alot of fear and tension in Dad's face.... serves him right.
Unfortunatly for me I was caught and Dad, even though he is getting old was able to pick me up and carry me into the groomers. The only good thing is that I know everyone was laughing at Dad and admiring my tenacity ...... and he was unable to take any pictures of me going into this torture.
I am not happy about my bath but at least I am home, sometimes it is not cool being a Wooly Siberian. Flash at least gets his baths at home.
Sorry I would not allow Dad to take pictures but it is bad enough going to the groomers, I will not allow it to go easy for him.
Sometimes don't you wish they would just tell you like it is and tell you what is going on! Sheesh, on the bright side though, you look BEAUTIFUL!!!
Shiloh, Shelby and Their Mom
Sounds just like what happened when mom would try to take Star to the vet when she didn't want to gon ha-roo roo roo! Shhhhh, don't mention the "B" word too loudly, we're hoping to escape our Spring Cleaning.
jack a-roo & moo too
PS-Woo do look awfully fluffy & handsome!
I am glad I do not go to the groomers, the vet is bad enough without that paparazzi trying to chronicle it!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Oh, Remy! You poor, poor thing! I can't believe you had to undergo such TORTURE!!! Are you OK? I mean, you LOOK wonderful - but are you ok really!??! I can't believe your dad would trick you like that. I hope he's trying to make it up to you with extra treats and walks and stuff!
PS: Did your vet really go to KSU?!?! That's so cool! What is his/her name - we may have known him/her as a student! How long ago and all that?!!?
Remy - you really do look beautiful now - sorry about all that torture. We aren't crazy about the grooming stuff either.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
i like your wooly monster!
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